Now, there’s a vampire (movie) that really sucks

Another stake – into Bram Stoker’s heart

Not the Dario Argento that I used to know

Red band trailer 2

Red band trailer 1

Which strikes me quite funny was that this was actually screened over here last March (read clickthecity‘s Paul Daza defang this lumbering beast).  With Halloween just around the corner, it’s time for American audiences to “marvel” at a cult legend clutching at straws this time around.

The red-band trailers don’t even help, making the CGI-rendered praying mantis (which Thomas Kretschmann‘s Dracula transforms into) even look more fake than something out of a typical bigbudget MMFF offering.

Thanks – for the mammaries!!!

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