LSS: Ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga chaka….

Marvel breaks the rules, takes a big risk here….


Trailer for Marvel’s Guardians Of The Galaxy

Now…here are your “Guardians”


Drax The Destroyer (Dave Bautista)


Groot (voice of Vin Diesel)


Gamora (Zoe Saldana)


Rocket Raccoon (voice of Bradley Cooper)


Star-Lord (Chris Pratt)

Oops…there goes our PG rating!!!

They may not be as recognisable as Spider-Man, Captain America and a third of the X-Men, but that’s not stopping Marvel Studios from using this as a tentpole for the 2nd iteration of its Marvel Cinematic Universe (or maybe even a possible excuse to cross-over with the Star Wars universe, now that Marvel and Lucasfilm both share a new corporate parent)

Translating comic-book space-operatics to the wide screen has always been a tricky proposition (we’re looking at you, Green Lantern!!!).   Under the playful eye of the ever-subversive genre director James Gunn, expect at best an underrated summer box-office dark-horse.  The trailer alone sees Marvel Studios venturing into – ehem!!! – slightly more adult territory than its usual Summer Blockbuster™ fare. Then again, where else would you see Academy Award-winner Glenn Close (in Big Bad mode as Nova Corps head Rael) rubbing elbows with WWE ‘rassler Dave “Batista” Bautista?


Ally McBeal (to Star-Lord): “That was OUR jam!!!”
Star-Lord: “You…who cheated on me with Filthy Rich shell-head???”

Here’s your bunch of a-holes!!!


Blue Swede do it live!!!

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